extremely cliche 420
my fuckin mom threw old hamburger meat on the side of the house because she thought raccoons would eat except raccoons aren’t fucking idiots and now the entire neighborhood smells like shit
i’m gonna be so proud if curse beat c9 right now
*gets aced as i make the post*
So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?
olenna tyrell: killing a man at a wedding? that’s horrid! what sort of monster would do such a thing? *looks at the camera like she’s on the office*